Quote of the day

Charlotte: You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca.

J'ai déjà entendu ça à quelque part

Je le garde comme sugestion de tatoo

taxi driver: no smokin no smokin!
carry: sir! were talkin up the butt, a cigarette is an order.

''apres l'avoir baisé, jai comme eu envie de peindre.
jai mis du plastique partout a terre ds ma cuisine pis jlui ai crié, vient-en jai lgout dfaire des emprtutes de ton cul!
elle a pas voulu ''

-Dany

+v dit :
moi je te prends tout le weekend si tu veux

carrie:“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”

"ah moi jaime ca forcer! ca met en forme, comme ca qd tu reviens maison tu peux fourrer la femme, avec juste un bras fourrer la femme! (+petit mouvement)"

-livreur d'acier latino

Fu^_^ wrote:

"ah moi jaime ca forcer! ca met en forme, comme ca qd tu reviens maison tu peux fourrer la femme, avec juste un bras fourrer la femme! (+petit mouvement)"

-livreur d'acier latino

Méli c'est l'homme qu'il te faut.

Fu^_^ wrote:

"ah moi jaime ca forcer! ca met en forme, comme ca qd tu reviens maison tu peux fourrer la femme, avec juste un bras fourrer la femme! (+petit mouvement)"

-livreur d'acier latino

wow

C'est une quote qui date un peu mais elle est tellement savoureuse... d'autant plus qu'elle vient d'un memebre de ce forum.

Quote :

I'm the end of folk music!!!

DX

Z0D wrote:

C'est une quote qui date un peu mais elle est tellement savoureuse... d'autant plus qu'elle vient d'un memebre de ce forum.

Quote :

I'm the end of folk music!!!

DX

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck

tellement vrai en plus


et Matt Rosen de répondre:


You make no sense

Carrie: Maybe I didn't break Big. Maybe he failed to break me. Some women aren't meant to be tamed, but to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Moi j'ai lu "Joke of the Day"

Wedding Anniversary

Ron was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him, “tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!”


The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ron has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

hahahahhahaha
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

wazzra wrote:

C'est dangereux être une jument sur ravezone!

Totaly agree

MissT wrote:

wazzra wrote:

C'est dangereux être une jument sur ravezone!

Totaly agree

haha, ou est-ce que j'ai écrit ca?

wazzra wrote:

haha, ou est-ce que j'ai écrit ca?

Je crois pas tu l'ai écrit, mais tu l'as dit en sortant de Harajuku!

“Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away”

HEHE how sweet!

National Geographic on eating your leftovers

Quote :

After all, nothing is better than a cold slice of pizza in the morning

samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people."

Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

wazzra wrote:

Je sais pas, j'ai juste vu le bâton

En parlant de Georges, pis de baseball

ak7 - Ouais mais toi t'as une grosse plug
wazzra - J'ai une grosse plug?

J'me souviens pu du contexte, mais c'était vedge

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."”